methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

(Source: dannydevitofan97)

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

(Source: itsbetterthananal)

methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

(Source: dannydevitofan97)

tupacabra:

*snapchats doctor* does this look infected 2 u

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

awkwardvagina:

a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never has to buy her own

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

(Source: theonlystefers)

Forrest Gump didn’t fight in the Vietnam War for us to have to go to school tomorrow smh

Lieutenant Dan didn’t lose his legs on a field of battle for me to have to wake up in the morning and go to school

(Source: firetwerks)

lonelywhiteasian:

i prefer girls with the natural look. no makeup, never gotten a haircut, covered in dirt, feeding off of berries and raw fish in the wild, are actually bears. 

(Source: bongfucker)

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper